2 weeks ago 195879

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

(via xxbettydahmer)

2 weeks ago 414192

consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

(via xxbettydahmer)

2 weeks ago 160738

nayx:

these people cant be real

(Source: keepingupwiththegifs, via xxbettydahmer)


2 weeks ago 404324

littlegracenote:

where can i buy this

(Source: mcaubergine, via xxbettydahmer)


2 weeks ago 95053

I want to cry but my eye makeup looks so good right now.

– Everyone, at some point in their lives  (via fascinationends)

(Source: yukulele, via xxbettydahmer)


2 weeks ago 78242
2 weeks ago 157470

overdosed-on-apathy:

This post had me at finger pants.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via beers-and-tears)


2 weeks ago 116140

petcanadian:

spawkward:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

what’s a pirates favorite letter?

if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you

you may think its r… but his true love be the C

i fucking hate this website

(via eternityofluigi)

2 weeks ago 174896

I love them

(Source: georgeslays, via endsalreadyhere)


2 weeks ago 85268

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

(Source: cineraria, via endsalreadyhere)


2 weeks ago 1827627

totallyfubar:

…Did Drake just do a grammar joke?

(Source: amy-the-little-englander, via endsalreadyhere)


2 weeks ago 524235

-anch0rs-:

i honestly have no idea who this guy is but he needs an award for this

(via endsalreadyhere)


2 weeks ago 118595

safe4all:

THAT FACE THO

image via seattle geekly

(via endsalreadyhere)


2 weeks ago 1364

katzmatt:

kisstini:

marsicistic:

dickbuttofficial:

Groot by Calen Hoffman from Propcustumz [Full imgur album]

Shut the fuck up this is so amazing. 😱

Omg

oh my god

(via dayofthedyinglife)


2 weeks ago 83402